cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE

Baby: Ho ho- Ho
Mom: Are you hot?
Baby: Honestly, these people have me fucked up, like they just kicked me off the tennis court for trying to continue tennis fashion 2014 like honestly i don't deserve this. Now they're out there playing their terrible game of tennis like I can see them across the street on the tennis court. SO THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU!I can see you and I'm watching you and your in my video with your ugly children um and she just kicked me off the court pretty much by just walking up and their child is like *points finger* "SEE SEE?" pointing at me and saying something like first of all, you need to not do that. Second of all, if you're a parent, you need to tell your child don't point at someone and say "see see" and third of all, stop talking shit, cuz you're obviously talking shit because you didn't say anything and the kids say "see see" like Bitch I didn't see you when you were walking up and I don't care that you're here now. Don't you ever point your ugly finger at me um i'll call the police umm don't be rudely kick people off tennis courts when we are trying um to start a movement um fuck you *sniff* pretty much?

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men