sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(Source: witnessprotectionwithwings)

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

(Source: maryjblige)

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight)

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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